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>> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you so much, everybody. welcome. welcome to our show. hope you have a great time tonight. how you guys feeling? are you guys feeling good? oh, i can tell. [ cheers and applause ] it is a good new york crowd right there. i love it. let's get right to the news here. today, president obama fired general stanley mcchrystal, saying mcchrystal showed poor judgment in his "rolling stone" interview. yeah. it turns out when it comes to criticizing the white house, the general's policy is "just ask, and i'll tell." [ laughter ] this is kind of cool. on monday, a vintage wall street sign sold for $116,000 in new york. yeah. you can tell it's very old because the words "wall street" are written in english and not chinese. [ laughter ] it's very old. [ applause ]
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rare. this is a funny story. "harry potter" star daniel radcliffe said that the first time he heard justin bieber singing, he thought it was a woman. [ laughter ] then justin bieber responded, "ha, ha, that's so funny. by the way, i slept with hermione." [ laughter ] [ scattered applause ] last night, in connecticut, passengers on a virgin atlantic flight had a nightmare situation where they were kept on a hot plane without food or water for more than four hours. or as they call that on delta, a flight. [ laughter ] oh, i like delta. [ cheers and applause ] check this out. researchers in france have discovered that a certain breed of dog can be trained to sniff out prostate cancer. [ light laughter ] this should make a great excuse when dudes come over to your house. "oh, don't mind rusty. he's just checking for prostate
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cancer. [ laughter ] just let him go at it. it looks like you're good. oh, he's going back for more. well, you can't be checked too much. you know, it's a dangerous thing. preventable, preventable. he's checking your crotch now. there he is, okay. [ laughter ] really thorough check." on the "today" show this morning, bp executive bob dudley said that ceo tony hayward is committed to bp, and bp is committed to tony hayward. oh, good. because our number one concern here is how are you guys doing. [ laughter ] who cares? this is pretty crazy story. a hospital in britain is going to use a fleet of robots to deliver food, handle dirty linen and dispense drugs. yeah, that's good. because if there's one thing that puts patients at ease it's having "the terminator" show up to change their bed pans. [ laughter ] "do not be ashamed. it's nothing i haven't seen before. [ applause ] it is human. it happens. let rusty sniff your crotch." [ laughter ]
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the robot and the dog are friends. >> steve: that's a great movie. >> jimmy; it's a great movie. oh, man -- i said it first. [ laughter ] >> steve: oh! hey, you guys. the u.s. beat algeria in the world cup today! [ cheers and applause ] what is up with that? yeah! that was an amazing finish. it's so cool. >> jimmy: that's right. the u.s. scored a goal with three minutes left to play. and get this, the revs completely forgot to disallow the goal. [ laughter ] so that's a win for us. [ applause ] it's a win. actually, you know, bill clinton was at the game. it was a little embarrassing. he kept asked people if they wanted to blow his vuvuzela. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> jimmy: we have such a great show tonight. from "project runway," the beautiful, oh, my gosh -- heidi klum is here! [ cheers and applause ] i love heidi klum. wow. our technology expert from the engadget blog, the gorgeous, the beautiful joshua topolsky is joining us. [ cheers and applause ] the supermodel of tech blogs. he's got the latest and greatest mobile phones for us to check out. i think one might be the iphone 4, y'all. [ cheers ] and then we got a special demo of the new video game need for speed: hot pursuit, which i'm super excited to play. [ cheers and applause ] a little driving game. but that's not all. we have some great music from a superstar. macy gray is here tonight! [ cheers and applause ] it's going to be so good. i love macy gray, too. fun show all-around.
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did you guys see wimbledon today? did anybody watch wimbledon? it was amazing. it was unbelievable. there was this match that went on for like 10 hours. it broke history. it made history. it didn't break history, but it broke records, and it made history. it was between an american, john isner, and a french player, nicholas mahut. these guys played for so long, they actually suspended the match because it got dark. it was insane. it was a fantastic match. and after the match got suspended, i just left my tv on the tennis channel, and this weird show came on. it's set at a bar and it's hosted by roger federer. you guys know roger federer? [ cheers ] amazing tennis player. a swiss tennis player. a great guy. but i have to say, it's weird to me that he has his own show because he definitely doesn't need the money. he's the number one tennis player, and he tells everyone that. [ light laughter ] but he's not even the greatest talker. i mean, english is like his sixth language or something like that. it's sort of got a monotone voice. it's the weirdest show ever. it's kind of -- i don't know. just see for yourself. ♪
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[ laughter ] >> jimmy: hey, thank you for coming to "at the bar" with me, roger federer. [ laughter ] it's great to be here at the bar. sometimes, you know, i like to come here and relax and, you know, with all these different types of beverages you can have. and we just kind of get together and sit here at the bar. ♪ [ laughter ] now is the time of "at the bar" where we talk about the sports. you know, the wimbledon is happening now. and i'm the best, and i'm winning again. rafael nadal, my biggest competition is a gentlemen off the court as well, as a best friend of mine, but, on the court, i crush him like a piece of garbage. [ laughter ] i don't care about him. i'd like to see him get hit by the bus, you know, and then the bus go in reverse and back over his body again so that all that is left is a pool of blood and a headband.
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[ laughter ] now's the time of "at the bar" where i imagine if i were to different types of things, what kind of things i would be. you know, if i was an ice cream sandwich, i would be the chipwich because that is the best one, of course. it has the cookie in a cookie and ice cream in the middle, but then the open part is rolled in the chips. and that is just so exciting to eat. [ laughter ] now is time "at the bar" where i do the yo-yo tricks. sleep. good dog. [ laughter ] and now the time of "at the bar" where i buy a round of drinks on the federer. hey, you. [ laughter ] that's on me. ♪
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[ laughter ]th oh, man. now the time "at the bar" is where we say what celebrity in the crowd last tennis match i played. so, that's fun. [ light laughter ] christina aguilera were there. harry connick jr. were there. anna wintour was there in the crowd. and also in the crowd, mary-kate or the ashley olsen. i don't know which one that was in there. they watched me be perfect. [ laughter ] i saw the cast of "glee" was there, singing. and then the "shrek" were there in 3-d. and the "harry potter," too. and the unicorn there, too. [ laughter ] ♪ and now the time of "at the bar" where i get blindfolded and have to try to guess a different smell that come under my face because i don't use this thing on my face. i'm more of this thing, a mouth breather. okay, we'll start the game.
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the hamburger. [ laughter ] the gummi bears. [ laughter ] it's a vcr. [ laughter ] that's a library book. what a fun time we had "at the bar." i just want to thank you guys for joining me. i'm roger federer. see you "at the bar." ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: fantastic show. i'm so into that show. stick around, everybody.ñi we'll be right back with "audience suggestion box." come on back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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demo of the new game killzone 3. and one of my favorite bands ever, mgmt will be here tomorrow singing two songs. [ cheers and applause ] i love those dudes. and then friday -- i can't believe we're going to fit it all of this into one show. but friday, we got my favorite, adam sandler will be here friday. [ cheers and applause ] genius director oliver stone. chef david chang from momofuku. oh my gosh, he's amazing. and we finish video game week with the debut of donkey kong country returns. and then for music, where you even have more show, hold on to your pants. eminem will blow your pants off, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] that's crazy. one show. it's going to be so fun. as you guys know, we're always striving to get better here at "late night." we're faster, leaner, stronger, more powerful. [ cheers ] so, before every show, we put out a suggestion box for the audience just to get some feedback about what you guys think about the show, things you'd like to see us do, that kind of stuff. so, tonight, let's look inside the "audience suggestion box."
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right, very good. let's see what we've got here. thanks, everybody. the first one here is from randy walters. randy, are you out there? >> yeah. >> jimmy: hey, randy. it says, "hey, jimmy. my friend, corbin, just got a new boat. can you say 'hey, corbin, here's to good boating'?" [ laughter ] okay. hey, corbin, here's to good boating! [ cheers and applause ] remember, boat safety is very important. here's one from katherine davis. katherine says, "jimmy, i love it when you shoot spaghetti out of your eyes. can you shoot it at your competitor over at cbs?" [ cheers ] i think she's talking about craig ferguson, who is on at the same time as us. i don't know if the technology exists to shoot eye spaghetti across a network, but there's only one way to find out. let's give it a shot. coming at you, craig!
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[ laughter and applause ] did it work? [ cheers and applause ] i think it got stopped by our camera glass, but maybe a couple of strands made it over. let's see -- well, i'll watch tonight to see if it worked. the next one here is from phillip hines. it says, "jimmy, i'd like to see a mouse come out and do stand-up comedy." [ light laughter ] coming right up, phillip. now taking the stage, give it up for the world's funniest mouse, squeaky burnbaum. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> so, i'm gonna get in the light here. what else is going on? you guys hear about this new swiss cheese coming out? oh, boy-yoy-yoy-yoy-yoy. it's got so many holes, even bp is like "hello!" [ laughter ] they're plugging this hole, they are plugging that hole, they're plugging my hole. boing! thank you, and spank you.
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i'm out of here. ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: there he is, squeaky burnbaum, everybody. good stuff. [ cheers and applause ] squeaky burnbaum. i love that dude. you ever see his hbo special? >> steve: oh my god, it was fantastic. it was back when they had the hbo comedy specials. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, it was fantastic. >> steve: "one night stand," it was fantastic. >> jimmy: yeah, "one night stand with squeaky burnbaum." [ laughter ] this one is from beth wegman. it says, "jimmy, i'm a big fan of weird al yankovic, but i want to see him sing more soul and gospel music. is there anything you can do about that?" [ light laughter ] well, beth, i think we have just the guy you're looking for. ladies and gentlemen, here to sing his smash hit parody of the song "i'm so tired of being alone," this is called "i'm so tired of eating scones." give it up for the sweet, soulful sound of "weird" al green. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i'm so tired of eating scones they're so dry
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just like a bone ♪ ♪ won't you help me, girl with some bacon and eggs but baby i want a ticket for it ♪ ♪ just like a cinnabon come on and give me some and leggo my eggo, girl ♪ ♪ i'm so tired of eating scones yeah ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there he is, "weird" al green. >> steve: weird al green. you got to love him -- >> jimmy: oh, he's great, man. "leggo my eggo." yeah, yeah, yeah. oh, this one is from tara palmer. it says, "jimmy, i'm a huge soccer fan. i'm so psyched that the usa won today! [ cheers and applause ] i just wish that i could have been there. can you make me feel like i'm at the world cup?" sure, tara. yeah. if you're here, we can do that. let's do it. everyone's got a -- under your
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seat, you have a vuvuzela horn. just go and take that out. [ horn noises ] don't blow yet. don't blow it. no, no, no. [ vuvuzela blows ] ♪ don't blow yet. don't blow yet. when i say "blow," everyone blow into them, okay? [ laughter ] and that will, hopefully, summon two soccer players to the stage. and if you see one of the two soccer players score a goal, stop blowing and yell "goal" as loud as you can. all right? you want to try this? let's do it. ready? blow! [ vuvuzela blows ] there's a soccer player! there's a soccer player right there! they got it! goal! [ audience yells "goal!" ] there you go, tara. thank you so much. [ laughter ] [ vuvuzela blows ]
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now watch it. we got one more in here. let's do one more. okay, this one is from martha porter. it says, "jimmy, i live in panama city, florida. and tar balls from bp oil spill are starting to with wash up on the beach over here. it's a real bummer. can you sing your protest song about it?" that's a great suggestion, martha. of course, i'll sing the protest song. [ cheers and applause ] testing, one, two. [ laughter ] ♪ ♪ the oil spill by bp has left tar balls all over the sea ♪ ♪ so don't go swimming down in the south unless you want tar balls in your mouth ♪ ♪ balls in your mouth
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. our first guest is one of the most beautiful women in the world. she's a supermodel and the host of the award-winning "project runway," which returns this summer on lifetime. say hello to heidi klum, everybody! ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: vuvuzela! let's hear it. >> germany just won! germany just won! [ vuvuzela blows ] ♪ [ laughter ] it is rather difficult. >> jimmy: no, you just go -- [ horn noise ] you have to make the noise. [ vuvuzela blows ] >> ah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there you go. much better, right? you look gorgeous. >> i can keep that one. >> jimmy: i get to put it on ebay. sure, if you want. [ laughter ] gosh, you look gorgeous, as always. >> thank you. you look pretty nice yourself. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's nice of you to say because last time i saw you -- do you remember what you said to me? >> what did i say? >> jimmy: this was a long time ago. >> that you look like dracula. >> jimmy: yeah, you said i look like dracula. >> yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's an insult. that's not a nice thing to say
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to somebody. >> right. you were just wearing the wrong make-up. [ laughter ] it was david letterman's make-up and they put it on your face. [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: no, no. i hosted for dave when he was sick. >> thanks for explaining that, otherwise i'd get in trouble. >> jimmy: so, i was hosting the show there. and i was so nervous that i came out to do the monologue and my collars were out like that. [ laughter ] and no one told me because no one knew -- i didn't know anybody. so, i'm like, "hey, crazy stuff is going on." and i'm doing the jokes, and i'm pale white and i have these flying out. and then i run into you because we have a friend, rick, and we go out to dinner. and i go, "oh my god, heidi klum. i'm so nervous. i had dinner with heidi klum." >> and i said, "yeah, nice show, but you look like dracula." [ laughter ] because -- >> jimmy: that ruined my confidence forever. you took all my game. >> but you were good though. >> jimmy: thank you. >> just the make-up was his make-up instead of, you know, your color. >> jimmy: i'm much tanner now. >> and now you're tanner and much better. >> jimmy: yeah, i'm also working out with the same trainer, david kirsch. >> you are? >> jimmy: who you work out with. >> yes. >> jimmy: because i want to look like you. [ laughter ] >> and when are you starting? >> jimmy: she said, "when are you starting?" >> when are you starting? [ laughter and applause ] when are you starting? >> jimmy: what dod you mean?
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tell me before -- wait, so i can flex. >> when are you starting? [ laughter ] have you started? >> jimmy: i have started, yeah. he made me get on my forearms and just do a plank pose. is that right? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: i don't know, but i was on my -- he doesn't make you do this? i was crying. [ laughter ] i couldn't even do two minutes, like a minute and a half. i was sweating. i was shaking like this. [ laughter ] and he's like, "that's good." that means you are losing weight or something. >> it's hard. now, i'm running on the hudson. let me tell you something, it's difficult. i've been going every morning, and it's hard. >> jimmy: it's hard. and you just run along the hudson? >> i run. i put the music in and then i run along the hudson. >> jimmy: we should jog together. [ laughter ] >> okay? >> jimmy: i guess we don't have to, no. [ laughter ] >> no, we can. >> jimmy: hey, let's talk about "project runway." >> 7:00, tomorrow morning. >> jimmy: ooh, i'm busy. >> what are you doing? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: sleeping at 7:00 in the morning. >> really? oh, yeah, because you do this at night. so you sleep in the morning.
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>> jimmy: "project runway," season eight is coming up. >> yeah, we just started. that's why i'm in new york. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and that's so cool, you're back in new york. i love the show so much. it's such a great show. >> and it's really, really hard this time. very, very hard because, actually, we had an incident where -- we have three incidences where they, basically, dropped like flies. and we had the ambulance come three times in a row. i don't know what's wrong. >> jimmy: what? these are people designing clothes. [ laughter ] what possibly could go wrong? "i stitched myself! suicide stitch!" >> i'm serious. no, because when we start, and they come, they were grinning and they're happy to be on the show. they're like, "yeah, we made it. we're here." and i'm like, "yeah, you're smiling now. you're not smiling in a week from now because it's really hard." because we shoot all those episodes in six weeks. so whenever i say, "you have day to put your outfit together," i really mean one day. they all thought it was a joke, that was a tv thing or something. i'm like, "no, it's reality." >> jimmy: i'm glad you're back in new york. i love when the show is in new york. you have tim gunn, who i love. >> he is a great guy. >> jimmy: very suave.
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[ applause ] "you sure you want to do that?" yeah, i love it. >> "make it work." >> jimmy: "make it work." it's so good. yeah, that's like his catchphrase. >> he's a gentlemen. he's amazing. but he can also, you know, let the claws out a little bit afterwards. "why did you pick this one?" >> jimmy: he does, really? >> yeah, because he gets to see the designers backstage differently than the judges do because we only see them when they're on stage, and he sees all the fighting that goes on, you know, backstage. and i only ever see that when the show is cut together. so, i'm like this, "oh, this person was so mean, and the person did this and the person did that." so, i never know that. >> jimmy: oh, you never know that side of them. and this season, you have an extra half hour, right? >> we do. yeah, we're 90 minutes now. >> jimmy: man, it's going to be a great season. i'm so excited. [ cheers and applause ] i figured while you're here, if you don't mind, i made some fashion mistakes on the red carpet. >> you have? >> jimmy: yeah, i was just wondering maybe if you just want to look at them quick. i don't know why, and judge them. this one, i thought was awesome. this was at the cfda awards a long time ago. i was going for -- [ laughter ]
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no, that's not the faux pas. yeah, go down to the bottom here. i went with high waters. >> i actually like that. >> jimmy: you like it? >> i do. i think that's actually -- you know, you have to wear the pants shorter. actually, you were like right on track 10 years ago. you were early. you were 10 years early. >> jimmy: i love you. that's awesome. all right, how about this guy? >> yeah. this one, no. >> jimmy: that's the way you're supposed to put your feet on the red carpet, right? totally perpendicular. >> did they tell you to buy a red suit? or did you pick that by yourself? >> jimmy: i didn't know it was a red carpet. otherwise, i wouldn't be wearing a red suit. i camouflaged. i was like a floating torso. this one -- i went to the grammys and i tried to start a fashion trend and i wore short sleeves. >> yeah, what were you thinking about that one? you went into the kid's department and you got lost. and then you bought it and you were in a hurry. why? >> jimmy: here's what happened. i went to -- remember jacob the jeweler? >> you wanted to show off the watch? but then, why didn't you then show --
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>> jimmy: i didn't -- no watch. >> why did you not, like, do shirtless? tie? >> jimmy: shirtless? >> yeah. [ laughter ] and now you're working out. >> jimmy: i'm not seal. i'm not seal. i don't go around shirtless. [ laughter ] i can't -- even at a pool, i have to wear a shirt. >> but now that you're working out -- next time i'm coming, you do this with a tie with a thing -- and then, no shirt. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh! absolutely not. you guys, look for "project runway" this summer on lifetime. the gorgeous and funny, heidi klum, everybody! tech expert joshua topolsky joins us next. there he is in the bud light lime green room. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is our technology expert and editor and chief of engadget.com, one of the most popular blogs on the internet. please welcome joshua topolsky, everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you know heidi, josh? >> yeah, we used to model together in munich. why is that funny? >> jimmy: no, they're laughing at something else. >> we did a lot of modeling. >> jimmy: you did? how did those things go? >> yeah, you know, it was okay. she was pretty rowdy. i'm lying. >> jimmy: you brought things with you. >> a lot of stuff going on.
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>> jimmy: yeah. what did you bring? you brought two of the hottest phones out there. >> yes, so this phone is a gigantic new android phone called the motorola droid x. >> jimmy: oh yeah. >> hold on one second. >> jimmy: i like this. >> get this -- get that right there. >> jimmy: what is that? what's going on? >> it's a google android device. >> jimmy: this has a heat-seeking -- >> well, this is actually really crazy. it has this robot eye. >> jimmy: yeah -- >> it follows you around no matter where you go on your home screen. it's like in the background watching. [ laughter ] yeah, and then it launches a full-scale assault on you. >> jimmy: a giant screen. >> huge. 4.3 inch screen. >> jimmy: now, the advantage to getting this phone, i would say, it's on verizon, first of all. >> it's on verizon. it's got android which is a great -- >> jimmy: anyone listening in the city knows what i'm talking about, right? [ cheers and applause ] >> i mean, it's a great network. the phone is really very cool and it's running google's android operating system, which is a great, great o.s. >> jimmy: i like -- yeah, i do like android too. i felt the first time they came out with android it was a little too -- i didn't like it. >> we had the droid on, you were like forget that. >> jimmy: now, i kind of -- they
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took my advice. their icons were -- they were all robots. >> so you think you're driving the development of the android. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: just let me believe it, please. >> okay, hey, it's your show, man. >> jimmy: so yeah -- how much does it go for? >> $199 with a $100 rebate. and it's available july -- >> jimmy: what do you mean $100 rebate? >> you have to mail in. you go to a mail box with a check. >> jimmy: $199 and a $100 rebate? >> let's just say it's a $199. >> jimmy: that's what i would do. it's on verizon july 15th. >> jimmy: i don't trust that. >> and it's a very cool phone. it's got a really fast processor. >> jimmy: how do you type? >> it's got a keyboard. >> jimmy: a screen keyboard. >> it has an on-screen keyboard. >> jimmy: like the iphone. >> yeah. i can't get to it now. too complicated. [ laughter ] no, actually it's a really good -- >> jimmy: it is a huge phone. >> it has two different types keyboards actually. i mean, like we should compare it to something. compare it to the iphone 4. [ cheers ] let me just put that right next to each other. look at that. it's like -- this is upside down.
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[ laughter ] >> jimmy: i thought the screen would flip. >> it's like this phone had a baby. >> jimmy: and it's much thinner as well. >> well, this is pretty thin. but this phone is insanely thin. >> jimmy: oh my gosh. what is the iphone 4? >> yeah, have you heard about this? it's by apple. >> heidi: to me the size doesn't matter. [ laughter ] it's important what it can do, okay. so what can it do? [ laughter ] >> sorry to hear you talk about -- >> jimmy: wow, this is it! >> heidi: it's important what it can do. show us what it can do. >> jimmy: i love the iphone. this is awesome. >> i know, you're an iphone user. >> jimmy: i am an iphone user. do you have your iphone on you? >> jimmy: no. >> okay, forget it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: my phone on me? >> the thing is, this is way thinner than the old iphone. we thought like, "oh maybe they'll be thicker because they're packing more technology in it." it's thinner. it's got a faster processor, super high resolution screen. >> jimmy: here's the only thing about this. how is the reception? >> okay, so -- i just did a review of this. i spent like a week using it and i actually think the reception is better on this. they built the antenna into
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this. see this band around the edges here. >> jimmy: yeah. >> this is actually part of the antenna. so, the whole idea is that they moved the antennas out -- outside of the phone. and yeah, i think it helps with the reception. look, i rode in the cab from 40th and 8th through the midtown tunnel into brooklyn on a call the whole time, didn't drop. so, that's a big deal for at&t. [ cheers and applause ] there before -- >> jimmy: i'm off the iphone. i'm going to droid. i've had enough. i'm saying it right now i am mad. look at me. mad. [ laughter ] after working out all the testosterone. you didn't say anything, i've been working out. >> you look very muscular. >> jimmy: too late. >> does that sound like a lie? >> jimmy: it's too late. it sounds like a lie. >> you look good. >> jimmy: wait, so what else do you got? >> so, here's the thing. a bunch of new features, i'll try to go through then quickly. so, first off, new o.s. has multitasking now. it has apple's version of multitasking. so, you can run multiple applications at the same time. >> jimmy: yep. >> like run stuff in the background. >> jimmy: what is face time. >> the face time is a new thing.
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they put a camera on the front as well as a new camera on the back. >> jimmy: so, there's two lenses. >> yeah. >> jimmy: one looking at you and one looking away. >> one looking right into your face -- >> jimmy: and this one just stares at you from behind. >> well, from its behind. >> jimmy: someone's behind. >> so, face time, you can do video calls now. >> jimmy: what? >> yeah, you can do like, face-to-face. >> jimmy: can we do that now? >> if you want to. it's your show. do whatever you want, man. let's just give someone a call. >> jimmy: can i call someone? >> give a random person -- hold on. there we go. so, it starts out and you guys can't see this, but there's a front-facing camera. i'm just doing this for no reason. why don't you -- you should be getting a call. >> heidi: hey, let's call my husband. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey. >> hey, it's me, seal. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: seal, how are you? you grew a beard. [ laughter and applause ] >> wow. i did not know seal was here. >> hey, where's my lovely wife at? >> jimmy: your wife is over here. >> actually, you can put the camera on the button so you can show people what you're looking
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at. so, you can do this on wi-fi, but not 3 g yet. >> jimmy: there's your wife. >> hey, how are you doing, honey? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: see, no, not the one with the glasses. the other one. that's your wife. [ laughter ] wow, this is amazing. >> yeah, it's pretty cool. >> jimmy: but, you have to have this phone for me to do this? >> iphone to iphone right now, iphone 4 to iphone 4, but they actually opened the standard up. so, if you are an android developer or a pc developer you can make an application that talks to this. you can do -- >> jimmy: how much does that run? >> this phone? >> jimmy: yeah. >> $199 for the 16 gig and $299 for the 32 gig. >> jimmy: in case you wanted to put videos on it or something? >> nice. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: all right, my thanks to joshua topolsky. here with the latest tech news. check out his website engadget.com. we continue with the need for speed: hot pursuit demo when we get back. come on back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ pepsi max, please.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. it's "video game week" here at "late night." i'm here with jesse abney, producer of need for speed, right here. [ cheers and applause ] tonight he's gonna preview need for speed: hot pursuit. it's due out november 16th. jesse, welcome to the show. >> thanks, jimmy. it's great to be here. >> jimmy: need for speed has been around for a while. >> absolutely. we've been making this game since 1994 and in that time we've sold over 100 million units.
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this year we turn the keys over to criterion games to revive the ever-popular hot pursuit for the connected generation. >> jimmy: you can play a cop or a racer. >> absolutely. for the first time, from beginning to end, you can play a cop in your career and we're gonna show you an early look here at a game mode. multiplayer. do you want to be a cop or a racer, jimmy? >> jimmy: i want to be a cop. [ cheers and applause ] >> well, in that case, you've gotta wear these shades. >> jimmy: okay, here we go. very good. [ cheers and applause ] let's go, let's see what's up. shut your mouth. [ laughter ] >> now, here your objective is to bust me off the road. we're gonna change your view so we can see this. >> jimmy: whoa, what am i in a bugatti? >> the cops for the first time -- >> jimmy: look at this. now, what do i do? >> you want to aim straight for me. there you go.
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>> jimmy: i almost hit a tree. what do i need to do? >> call in your backup. your tactical support. d-pad right. you're gonna call a roadblock. >> roadblock units deploying directly ahead of you. >> got back up. >> important to make mistakes. >> jimmy: all right, where are you? >> ahead of you a ways. >> jimmy: can you wait for me? can wait for me a bit? >> just passed through your roadblock. better watch out for them as well. that's it. good work. i'm coming -- i'm just ahead of you a ways. the brentwood national park here. >> jimmy: okay. >> access nitrous. >> jimmy: yeah, i can't go that fast. >> 1001 horse power bugatti. >> jimmy: oh my gosh. >> you got it. >> jimmy: i'm a bad driver. >> i've got my breaks on. i have my brakes on. >> jimmy: all right, i'm sorry, i can't find you. whoa! hey. look at what happened! i'm right behind you. >> roadblock patrol units on scene. >> all right, d-pad up is gonna call in your eye in the sky. aerial pursuit unit engaging. >> jimmy: all right, called my helicopter, i'm coming after you right now. >> now, you've also got emps. you got your helicopter, you got your emps.
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you can drop your a spike strip or hit me, your call. >> jimmy: my call. i'm gonna hit you right now. bam! one more time, jimmy. >> jimmy: i'm going to go the other way. i'm going the other way. i'm going home. dude, thank you so much. this is unbelievable. [ cheers and applause ] this is fantastic, oh, my gosh. need for speed: hot pursuit. pick it up november 16th! macy gray performs next. come on back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a talented singer and actress who just released her fifth album "the sellout." it's out right now. here to perform the song "kissed it," with a little help from the roots, please welcome macy gray. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ rain be pourin' down every day my mind is cloudy ♪ ♪ got enough tears to fill
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the sea they say that i'm a drag ♪ ♪ tell me, i be lookin' sad and nobody wants to party with me ♪ ♪ and it's because of you the things you do the low ways that you treat me me, endlessly ♪ ♪ i was gonna leave you 'til you kissed it kissed it ♪ ♪ i wanted to leave you then you kissed it kissed it ♪ ♪ i was gonna leave you then you dipped it dipped it ♪ ♪ baby you fixed it fixed it when you kissed it kissed it ♪ ♪ i don't wanna fight, baby kiss it, kiss it 'cause i miss it, miss it ♪ ♪ make it all right all right boy, you light a fire in me ♪ ♪ ooh you treat me like a dog tell me all i do is wrong ♪
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♪ treat me like i wear a training bra ♪ ♪ you push my love away then you come to save the day then the next thing i be seein' ya ♪ ♪ with other girls in the club ♪ ♪ it don't feel like lovin' to me me, me ♪ ♪ i was gonna leave you 'til you kissed it kissed it ♪ ♪ i wanted to leave you then you kissed it kissed it ♪ ♪ i was gonna leave you then you dipped it dipped it ♪ ♪ baby you fixed it fixed it when you kissed it kissed it ♪ ♪ i don't wanna fight, baby kiss it, kiss it 'cause i miss it, miss it ♪ ♪ make it all right all right boy, you light a fire in me, okay ♪ ♪ now let me hear you all you hot boys, oh ya bring me down
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you bring me up ♪ ♪ it's all right it's all right 'cause it's a love thing yeah, it's a love thing ♪ ♪ one more time, love thing now all right all right ♪ ♪ let me hear you, all you hot girls they bring us down they build us up ♪ ♪ it's all right it's all right 'cause it's a love thing ♪ ♪ say, "love thing" say, "love thing" ♪ ♪ ♪ i don't wanna fight baby, kiss it boy, you light a fire in me ♪ >> here we go! ♪ all right all right okay ok♪

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